Church History Gifts

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

My belief is better than yours!

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

Two friars ringing bells

Disraeli attempts to Raise Fears over Irish Church Disestablishment

Ingoldsby Legends - Bishop and Vagrant

Ingoldsby Legends - Impious Bishop Robert of Birchington

A black and dreadful place

A Verger and a Lady.

'No I am sorry we don't have any vacancies, the Hunchback of St Mary Bedes under the willow doesn't have the right ring to it.'

Women outside church, "well I don't like the way he's leaning towards Rome."

'Remind me, Father, am I confessing to you or are you confessing to me?'

Building for sale: Yes - it has been de-consecrated.

The 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th baptist church buildings in a row

Pope Francis

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."