Church History Enthusiast Gifts

'As you suspected, Your Grace, these heretics refuse to embrace the principles of equality and diversity.'

A Verger and a Lady.

Christian school student tries to change subject.

John Bunyan

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Southwark Fair.

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Trump secret police

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

That's What Happens

Paul Ree

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

After the Sentence

The High Line at Giza

"America’s leaders since 1980"

Pearly King and Queen

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

The Other Cooperstown

"I think it was an election year."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.