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"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

My belief is better than yours!

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

Two friars ringing bells

Disraeli attempts to Raise Fears over Irish Church Disestablishment

Ingoldsby Legends - Bishop and Vagrant

Ingoldsby Legends - Impious Bishop Robert of Birchington

A black and dreadful place

A Verger and a Lady.

'No I am sorry we don't have any vacancies, the Hunchback of St Mary Bedes under the willow doesn't have the right ring to it.'

Women outside church, "well I don't like the way he's leaning towards Rome."

'Remind me, Father, am I confessing to you or are you confessing to me?'

Building for sale: Yes - it has been de-consecrated.

The 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th baptist church buildings in a row

Pope Francis

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"