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'Wow! Has it been nearly 500 years since Luther tacked his paper to the church door!'

Disraeli attempts to Raise Fears over Irish Church Disestablishment

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Shakespeare's Brain

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

1950's.

Thomas Cranmer

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Disraeli Hopes for Church Backing against Irish Disestablishment

'The gods are perplexing.'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"Don't forget the screenplay."