Christian Iconography Admirer Gifts

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

Devil paints God.

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

Morrissey

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"You know what happens you ASSUME?!"

John and Yoko

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

Jesus Fish

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

Jesus at Lost and Found booth.

"Three kings and we still can't get a room upgrade?"

Noah's Art

The reason Zacchaeus was up the tree.

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"

"My uncle can turn a twenty-dollar bill into wine."

Toaster: Settings are: Elvis Image - God's name - Mother Teresa

"Jesus, as a child, heals the blind snowman..."

Young Joseph began to think his brothers weren't playing hide & seek. (Biblical Joseph in the pit)

'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'

Women Preachers? Gay relationships? Let's pray for guidance.

The Creation of Eve (The Holy Bible).

"Annunciation."

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