Icon Worshippers Gifts

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

Oymoticons

"Fresh pepper?"

Elvis Presley

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Sunblock

'Medium well, please.'

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

"What the...?! They're all just emojis!"

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

Andy Warhol

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

"It's beautiful, isn't it? It will keep you safe."

Morrissey

"It's another text from that clown in a Speedo. He says 'Help! My phone's almost dead! Throw me a landline!'"

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

Muhammed Ali RIP

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi

"Gracie, I know you think Frida Kahlo deserves admiration as a great painter...and I know you want to honor her by changing your name to Frida. But aren't you going a little too far?"

Libredty

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

John and Yoko

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

Wrong direction

The worms have a beach day

Life Guard finds Oil.

Too hot to Walkman

Toaster: Settings are: Elvis Image - God's name - Mother Teresa

"I've never seen the congregation praying this hard."

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.