Icon Worshippers Pillows

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

Oymoticons

"Fresh pepper?"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Sunblock

'Medium well, please.'

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

"What the...?! They're all just emojis!"

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

"It's beautiful, isn't it? It will keep you safe."

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi

"It's another text from that clown in a Speedo. He says 'Help! My phone's almost dead! Throw me a landline!'"

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

Libredty

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

John and Yoko

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

The worms have a beach day

Wrong direction

'Phone Services - Desperate Selling to Small Businesses'

Life Guard finds Oil.

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

"Mayonnaise....maaaayonnaise...."

Nuclear fusion reactor

Too hot to Walkman