Religious Studies Enthusiast Gifts

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

"Nothing about separation of church and state?"

'Yes, all at once!'

'There's always one.'

"I must admit you have a very impressive resume!"

'Okay, I want you to forget everything you learned back in Egypt...'

Moses to the Israelites about the 10 Commandments: 'No, it's too late to cancel the subscription.'

'Forty years wandering in the desert? -- but my legs have already begun to go!'

'This is NOT a word association test!'

''Thou shalt not kill'? 'Thou shalt not steal'? -- But how will we govern ourselves?'

'Okay, but I think I'll need enforcers.'

'Only twelve tribes and they've already lost TEN of them?'

'Whoa! -- You're not leaving anything to chance!'

'Gee, I dunno Mr. Berlusconi...'

''Promised land'? -- You mean we're going to California?'

"It's Judas. . . 5 units. . . he's exceeded his daily alcohol allowance!"

Pope Pius sainthood.

"You know, after all we've been through, I was kind of expecting to hear something about slavery."

"Good afternoon sir, can you spare a few minutes to talk about Jesus?"

"Big doings at the cave next door."

"Do you think this will start some sort gift-giving trend?"

Martin Luther

Family Tree DNA Test

"Ever notice Judas is always whistling 'Highway to Hell'?"

"Look, it's not personal - it's religious."

'Of course they haven't been tested on animals!'

"No, you were right - this is much better than how it was before."

Moses waiting for a fax of the ten commandments.

"Hey, you're preaching to the choir."

"Oh, sure. In India I was sacred, but I still couldn't get work.''

So Many Hatreds to Choose From

And on the Eighth Day, He invented those who believed he did it all in Seven.

"No threesomes."

Bishop Hoadly.

"Commandments?! Kinda fascist, don't you think?"