Religious Studies Admirer Gifts

"He was fascinated by my homework on the story of Adam and Eve which is in this backpack."

God's Double Whammy.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Yes, all at once!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Trappist Monk Discord

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

The World's Biggest Book Club

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

How world war III started.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

'Please take your receipt!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."