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"I could be the Good Samaritan, but it's better to wean you off dependency."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

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"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Ten Commandments

Noah's ark, many lions

The First Printed Bible

Christian and Born again Christian...

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Meet the Author

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

So … how did you two meet?