Heavenly Scenes Gifts

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Polar bear bowling alley

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Serenade for you...

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Airports.

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"I opted for the upgrades."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Cherub string quartets

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Your angel is always with you

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'He seems nice.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'But how did you lose your harp?'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

'The last thing I remember is something about a 'once in a lifetime' offer.'

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."