Heavenly Scenes Pillows

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Serenade for you...

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Airports.

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Your angel is always with you

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Cherub string quartets

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'He seems nice.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Sign on the Pearly Gates: Now Hiring.