Heavenly Dreams Gifts

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

Jesus Christ

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"I opted for the upgrades."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Cherub on a cloud

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'What did He do before he was God?'

Geese and Angels

Life on cloud 8

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

God's Phone

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Your angel is always with you

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Cherub string quartets

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'