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"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

Jesus Christ

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Cherub on a cloud

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'What did He do before he was God?'

"I opted for the upgrades."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Geese and Angels

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Life on cloud 8

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

God's Phone

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Cherub string quartets

Your angel is always with you

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'