Heavenly Blogger Gifts

'You must be new up here. Welcome to the Blogosphere.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Snoopy with Laptop

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Whoa

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Witches of Instagram

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"What made you start blogging about success?"

Creativity 2.0

"Influence this."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."