Obsessive Blogger Gifts

'I call it your blog-ectomy.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Snoopy with Laptop

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Whoa

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Multi-Tasking

'She posted her first blog today.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Witches of Instagram

Creativity 2.0

"What made you start blogging about success?"

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"Influence this."

"This is off our first TikTok."

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'