Blogger At Heart Gifts

Peter Cottontail's Blog.

Maybe it was a mistake to give up jogging for blogging.

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

Obsession with the Internet.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Snoopy with Laptop

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Whoa

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Multi-Tasking

'She posted her first blog today.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."