Blogger-in-training Gifts

'What happened in school today? Read my blog.'

'No, I'm not coming down for dinner! Didn't you read my Blog?'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Whoa

Rap music

Snoopy with Laptop

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Ruddy bloggers!

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"What made you start blogging about success?"

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Creativity 2.0

"This is off our first TikTok."