Rapper In Training Gifts

Rap music

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Rap-scallions

'Punk Rock?'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Beware of Dawg.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Gangsta wrap.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Hip hop Santa.

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

The Grim Rapper

Rap-Nav.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Musician plugged into amp.