Blog-tastic Storyteller Gifts

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Swan Fairy Tales

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

How I met your mother

My Spam Sketchbook

Santa's Helpers

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"This is off our first TikTok."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

Centaur falls in love.