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'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Swan Fairy Tales

J. R. R. Tolkien

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

My Spam Sketchbook

How I met your mother

Santa's Helpers

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'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'