Obsessive Blogger Prints

'I call it your blog-ectomy.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Influence this."

"What made you start blogging about success?"

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Witches of Instagram

"This is off our first TikTok."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"