Obsessive Viewer Prints

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"That's the preacher's dog."

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Desert Island Raking

Somewhere in France Gertie Anne Grapples With An Idee Fixe

"He's into binge fetching."

Richard Graves.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

TV and man

Baroque Bach Mountain

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'Oh, don't even think about living life vicariously through me!'

Religious man watching religious TV

"I'm worried about him, he's been binge hate-watching for three straight days, now!"

"The World Cup starts in two days! I'm camping out for a good spot."

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

Religious marketing, televangelist jumping out of hte TV

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

Decorating with O.C.D.

Men watching football as their ship sinks.

Britney was one of those OCD strippers.

"Beryl my dear, we're breaking for coffee at eleven o-clock. You`re a bit early. I make it ten fifty-eight."

'She's always like this when Wimbledon ends.'

'This doctor is very thorough.'

They killed the monster!

A family hides from the TV news.

'I call it your blog-ectomy.'

''Out for a quiet drink, Derek has been accosted in the pub by a man whose hobby is reservoir spotting'

"At what point does this become our problem?"

'He's stopped to clean the bugs off his glasses.'

'Everything you say subtracts from the sum of human knowledge.'