Heavenly Networker Gifts

"Anything's possible if you know the right people."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

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"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Developing links within business.

Golfing with God.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

'Gerald is something in the City-redundant!'

Politician with lots of address books

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'Your resume says you are an S.O.B. tell me more about that.'

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

"You may be man's 'best friend' but I have over 2,123 likes on facebook!"

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

'If we want to get politicians to listen to us we need to do a little 'schmoozing'.'

The Social Media Expert