Religious Networker Gifts

JewTube

Networking

Bird Tweet.

Mark Zuckerberg

Drive-thru Church

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Deleted, I'm sure."

We met online.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"Holy moly!"

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Man-mobile

Nativity - The sitcom

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."

'Pat's Pagan paperbacks and periodicals' next to 'Coleman's Christian bookshop'

"You remember us....from your garden."

Gracebook.

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

Mark Zuckerberg

God's lil' fix-it shop.