Holy Networker Gifts

Golfing Bishop.

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"I have an app for that."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

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'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

Golfing with God.

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

"Not many here - but he was very popular on social media."

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

"Don't even pretend the two of you aren't stealing my wifi!"

Business Networking Session: 'Sorry I'm late - I'll just log on...'

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

"Thanks to separations, divorces and remarriages, I've got 20 grandparents."

'I hate networking.'

'You don't have to say hello every time we pass.'

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

'You called for tech support?'

'You are here.'

"Two heads are better than one, unless they're part of some sort of grizzly experiment."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

Dave finally figured a way of overcoming his fear of talking to people at networking events.