Holy Hacker Gifts

Golfing Bishop.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Gadget geek.

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"I have an app for that."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Wallpapering with Nails

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

The Ordered List

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Proof of Being Human

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Cyberwarfare

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Golfing with God.

Wikileaks

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"