Holy Hacker Mugs

Golfing Bishop.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

Gadget geek.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"I have an app for that."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Wallpapering with Nails

The Ordered List

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Proof of Being Human

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Cyberwarfare

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

Golfing with God.

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."