Holy Script Hacker Gifts

The Ordered List

Golfing Bishop.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"I have an app for that."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Proof of Being Human

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Cyberwarfare

Golfing with God.

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

Tuppermalware

What security flaw?

"So, they say you're an INTERNET pirate!"

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."