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The Ordered List

Golfing Bishop.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"I have an app for that."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Proof of Being Human

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

Cyberwarfare

Golfing with God.

Wikileaks

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

Tuppermalware

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

"So, they say you're an INTERNET pirate!"

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

What security flaw?

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."