Holy Networkers Gifts

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Golfing Bishop.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"I have an app for that."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

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'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Golfing with God.

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"Deleted, I'm sure."

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

Gracebook.

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Did you get my "friend request"?

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

"Not many here - but he was very popular on social media."

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

"Don't even pretend the two of you aren't stealing my wifi!"

Business Networking Session: 'Sorry I'm late - I'll just log on...'

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

"Thanks to separations, divorces and remarriages, I've got 20 grandparents."

'I hate networking.'

'You don't have to say hello every time we pass.'

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

"Two heads are better than one, unless they're part of some sort of grizzly experiment."

'You called for tech support?'

I have 1035 Facebook friends. Do I have to send each one a holiday card?

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

Dave finally figured a way of overcoming his fear of talking to people at networking events.

"Anything's possible if you know the right people."

"Oh, Are you still networking?"