Heavenly Father Prints

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Father

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Zagat Rated.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"The wings are addictive."

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"I opted for the upgrades."

Geese and Angels

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'And my board approved this?'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

'What did He do before he was God?'