Heavenly Being Admirer Gifts

Your angel is always with you

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Arch of Triumph Save

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"I don't think so."

"Something nocturnal."

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Cat Heaven.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

'There, Farnsworth Still think it was my imagination'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Hubble Telescope

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'