Heavenly Being Admirer Pillows

Your angel is always with you

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Arch of Triumph Save

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"I don't think so."

"Something nocturnal."

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'There, Farnsworth Still think it was my imagination'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Hubble Telescope

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."