Heavenly Spirit Gifts

'You'll get used to it.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Your angel is always with you

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Cherub string quartets

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'He seems nice.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

Violin Ghost

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Sign on the Pearly Gates: Now Hiring.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

'But how did you lose your harp?'