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'You'll get used to it.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"I opted for the upgrades."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Cherub string quartets

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

Your angel is always with you

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'He seems nice.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

Violin Ghost

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

'The last thing I remember is something about a 'once in a lifetime' offer.'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Do you realise how long I've been waiting for you?"

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Sign on the Pearly Gates: Now Hiring.