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'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

Your angel is always with you

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Zagat Rated.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"I don't see HIS name on it."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"The wings are addictive."

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

'Who's that painted lady?'

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

'And my board approved this?'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Life on cloud 8