Lover Of Heavenly Beings T-Shirts

Always look for your angel.

"We evolved from asteroids"

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

"I feel like I'm persecting."

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Jenga!!!

Your angel is always with you

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Lust in Space.

Marriage Counseling.

'The last thing I remember is something about a 'once in a lifetime' offer.'

I can give you the Moon.

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

Alien reading postcard.

"You had me at sextile moon."

'I still feel empty.'

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"Man! I gotta stop snacking on that devil's food cake before bedtime!"

"Oddly, I never felt more alive, then, 'wham'!"

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

'Wings. Ironic, isn't it?'

Count Dracula as a child

Holy Water

Surprise at the Pearly Gates.