Celestial Beings T-Shirts

'I still feel empty.'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

God creating the galaxy.

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Your angel is always with you

"I'll have whatever they're having."

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

Map of Solar System from Memory.

Marriage Counseling.

Gods has caged angel as pet.

How moons are born...

God changes the channel with his remote.

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon

'Move over!'

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

Always look for your angel.

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

God giving simultaneous chess exhibition in Heaven

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

"Is it absolutely necessary to have a new moon every month?"

"First one to eleven."

'I think I've found Daisy...Orbiting the star Beta Pictoris.'

"He's really good. He's a omnipotent beig that has existed before time and the universe, plus he used to play tennis."

"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor

"What's with all the politicians suddenly getting struck by lightning?"

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

Heaven - Hard Hat Area

"I'm still adjusting."

Shocked angel on a burst cloud.

"We're engaged!"