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Marriage Counseling.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Tiny Visions

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"That's our new church mascot."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

The Suite Hereafter

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"You run into a window, too?"

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Jenga!!!

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Uh, no...Generally I don't take requests.'

'I'm worried about this growth on my back!'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Something nocturnal."

Punk Angel

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

You are everywhere.

"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."