Celestial Being Aficionado Prints

Marriage Counseling.

"What's with all the politicians suddenly getting struck by lightning?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Tiny Visions

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"That's our new church mascot."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"You run into a window, too?"

The Suite Hereafter

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Uh, no...Generally I don't take requests.'

Jenga!!!

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'I'm worried about this growth on my back!'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

"Something nocturnal."

Punk Angel