Celestial Being Gifts

How moons are born...

"I'm still adjusting."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

A man looks up at the earth

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

God creating the galaxy.

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Give Way To Cyclists

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

Your angel is always with you

"Is it always so cloudy?"

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Valuation of Heaven

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Marriage Counseling.

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."