Celestial Being Prints

How moons are born...

"I'm still adjusting."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

A man looks up at the earth

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

God creating the galaxy.

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Your angel is always with you

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

Give Way To Cyclists

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

Valuation of Heaven

Marriage Counseling.

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.