Celestial Bodies Prints

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

God creating the galaxy.

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Your angel is always with you

Marriage Counseling.

How moons are born...

God changes the channel with his remote.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'Move over!'

The suite hereafter.

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

Always look for your angel.

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'I still feel empty.'

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

"First one to eleven."

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

"He's really good. He's a omnipotent beig that has existed before time and the universe, plus he used to play tennis."

"What's with all the politicians suddenly getting struck by lightning?"

"I'm still adjusting."

"We're engaged!"

Shocked angel on a burst cloud.

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

"God, the sun is driving me crazy."

"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor

'I realize this might be carping,but I never did long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

"Holy Mackerel!"

'You mean we still have birthdays?'

"Well I wouldn't have to embarrass myself like this if they just gave us robes with pockets!"

"Well, I made it. A little singed and smelling of smoke, but still here."