Celestial Bodies Prints

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

God creating the galaxy.

Your angel is always with you

Marriage Counseling.

How moons are born...

God changes the channel with his remote.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

The suite hereafter.

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'Move over!'

Always look for your angel.

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'I still feel empty.'

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

"First one to eleven."

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

"He's really good. He's a omnipotent beig that has existed before time and the universe, plus he used to play tennis."

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor

"God, the sun is driving me crazy."

Shocked angel on a burst cloud.

"We're engaged!"

"I'm still adjusting."

"Holy Mackerel!"

'I realize this might be carping,but I never did long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

'You mean we still have birthdays?'

"Well I wouldn't have to embarrass myself like this if they just gave us robes with pockets!"

"Well, I made it. A little singed and smelling of smoke, but still here."

Angel falling on burst cloud