Celestial Celebrators Pillows

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

An amplified harp

Glimpses One Dollar

"I'm your sun!"

Angel with speed camera.

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

Happy Earthday

'God wants to see you.'

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."

Cinco de Mayo notwithstanding, drinking from the toilet was still prohibited in the Ramirez house.

"What luck!"

'Happy 138 B.C.!!'

Bassoonist cherub.

Solar eclipse 2024

'Could you shinny up toward the middle, Bill?'

'I'm afraid you've just missed him; he's having his appraisal.'

'We're calling him Noah...'

Hope for the New Year

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

"Should we just write them off as a tragic mistake..?"

Angel meeting the devil halfway for a smoke.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"First one to eleven."

"We're engaged!"

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

'I died on the first day of the rest of my life.'

"With just a slight chance of meteor showers in the evening. . ."