Celestial Event Enthusiasts Pillows

Solar eclipse 2024

"What luck!"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Cardiac Recovery.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

celebrating a birth.

Let's Celebrate

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Jumping Man

Westminster: The after-party

Mime Baby

With Compliments

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

High Five

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Party Time!

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

Glimpses One Dollar

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Footballers do this when they score"

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Final Exams Tip

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

Wine Party

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

You are everywhere.

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."