Secular Celebrator Pillows

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Non-Denominational Carols

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Free love

Two men toasting

Festivus poles

The wedding.

St David's Day

Cinco de Mayo notwithstanding, drinking from the toilet was still prohibited in the Ramirez house.

"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."

Black Velvet.

"The day after Thanksgiving is a day of rest for cooks."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'Happy 138 B.C.!!'

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

Christmas party for the home worker

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

Burn's Night.

Social Distance Seder

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

This is in memory...of all those who have passed."

Christmas with Christo

Rule Britannia!

A proud Welshman!