Secular Celebrator Prints

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Non-Denominational Carols

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Free love

Two men toasting

Festivus poles

The wedding.

St David's Day

Black Velvet.

Cinco de Mayo notwithstanding, drinking from the toilet was still prohibited in the Ramirez house.

"The day after Thanksgiving is a day of rest for cooks."

"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

'Happy 138 B.C.!!'

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

The Year of the Tigger

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Burn's Night.

Christmas party for the home worker

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

Social Distance Seder

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

This is in memory...of all those who have passed."

Christmas with Christo

Rule Britannia!