Cosmos Seeker Pillows

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

Emergency exit into Space

"Siri, find oxygen."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'Johannes Kepler's uphill batle'

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Cosmology marches on. . .

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"I'll believe in global warming when I see it!"

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'Where did you leave the ship?'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Well that's certainly new!'

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Space: Property of No-One

"He says he's been trying to get through for ages, but the line's always busy."

"Five minutes, General."

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Just before The Big Bang

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

"Hurry children, space is limited!"