Wildlife Guardians Pillows

Transatlantic.

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Golfing Accident

Monkey-artist

"Smokey The Tree"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bumble Bee

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The melting polar ice caps

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"It's trickle down."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...